Did I tell you how excited I am for WWA Zouis?
do u think zayn has ever ran his fingers through liams chest hair
and was like will you take good care of me daddy
"of course zaynie, youre my babe. now lay down with ur ass up cause ill sure take care of it"
From 0-60 in three text posts. Beautiful.
Looks like the beard parade is in full swing.
We have Perrie going to Lion King with Zaynie’s sisters (sans Zaynie though).
Liard’s at their fave place, Funky Buddha not the mall (I really don’t get it with FB…it is NOT that great).
And Eleanor with some cryptic tweet from a song about a boy who shot himself.
Los seres humanos no nacen para siempre el día en que sus madres los alumbran, sino que la vida los obliga a parirse a sí mismos una y otra vez.
- Gabriel García Márquez (March 6, 1927-April 17th, 2014)
[human beings are not born once and for all on the day their mothers give birth to them, but that life obliges them over and over again to give birth to themselves]
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
SOCCERFOOTBALL DATES ARE SOOOO IMPORTANT TO ME
AND NOW THEY’RE GONNA DO A FOOTBALL GAME FOR CHARITY
[switches to mother tongue to talk shit about you]
Liam Payne is probably the first person ever to gain DILF status without actually having a kid